Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine

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O/S Grid Reference:  TQ470482    (click on the Grid Ref. for a map)

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By road:  Take the B2026 (Hosey Hill) from Westerham and turn left into Mapleton Road.  Drive past Chartwell and continue to the end of this road.  Turn left onto the B269 and drive to the Four Elms crossroad.  Go straight ahead.  The church is on the left at the end of the village and there is car parking on the right just before it.