Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine

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O/S Grid Reference:  TQ657481    (click on the Grid Ref. for a map)

Postcode: TN12 5LA

By road:  Several ways of getting there - but most straightforward appears to be : From Westerham head east through Brasted and Sundridge. Carry on past the entrance to the M25 and turn right onto the A21 heading south. After almost 10 miles take the exit (signposted Tonbridge - A26) taking the 2nd exit at the roundabout at the end of the slip road. At the next roundabout, take the 3rd exit (signposted Tudeley B2017). Follow this round for about a mile - as the road starts taking a sharp right, there is a turning on the left (with a small sign pointing towards Golden Green and Hadlow). Take this left turn, and follow for almost 3 miles. The road will come to a triangular island just before a T junction - turn left here. Follow for approx 1.5 miles - The Man of Kent will be on your ledt just before the road crosses a small bridge.

Park carefully (and considerately) along the little lane either side of the bridge (not too close to the bridge). We will meet outside the pub